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		<title>Moby Sick</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 02:21:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Call me Ishmael. Call me captain. But don’t call me seasick. That’s more than I could say for most of the 80 people – including my wife, Sue – who recently went out on a boat to watch whales but instead, in a stunning display of mass disgorgement that even Herman Melville couldn’t have imagined, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Home Garden Is a Tough Row to Hoe</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2009 04:10:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jerry, Jerry, quite contrary, how does your garden grow? Not too badly considering I am more of a vegetable than anything I&#8217;ve planted this year. Actually, the little patch of earth on the side of the house is the first garden I have ever had. My wife, Sue, who has a green thumb (she really [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Live and Let’s Dye</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 04:48:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Because I have more grey matter on the outside of my head than I do on the inside, I am often asked why I don’t dye my hair. “I do,” I always respond. “I dye it grey so I’ll seem more mature.” To which people say, “It’s not working.” So when my barber, Maria Vieira, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rolling in Dough Is Not a Pizza Cake</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 03:46:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When the moon hits the sky like a big pizza pie, that’s a mess. Or it would have been if I had tried to make my own pizza without the help of a pair of professionals who recently had me rolling in dough while creating a thin-crust pie that was, considering the lunar analogy, out [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stuck in Some Bad Car-ma</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 03:47:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If my wife and I wanted to have an impact on the people around us, we would teach a crash course in driver’s education. That’s because we have been in three crashes caused by people who had an impact on us. The first mishap occurred about a year and a half ago, when some idiot [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Beating Around the Butterfly Bush</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 01:41:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In Duck Soup, the Marx Brothers&#8217; 1933 war satire, Groucho is reading an important document when he says to Zeppo, &#8220;A 4-year-old child could understand this.&#8221; Zeppo nods in agreement, at which point Groucho adds, &#8220;Run out and find me a 4-year-old child. I can&#8217;t make head or tail out of it.&#8221; That&#8217;s the way [...]]]></description>
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		<title>He&#8217;s Interested in a Different Kind of Foreign Exchange</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2009 03:39:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In these challenging economic times, when a middle-class guy like myself can&#8217;t get a federal bailout or an AIG bonus, even though my tax dollars are helping to pay for it all, it&#8217;s nice to know that there are some people who are willing to give me lots of money. I refer to those who [...]]]></description>
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