Jerry Zezima

Call me Ishmael. Call me captain. But don’t call me seasick. That’s more than I could say for most of – Read More...

Jerry, Jerry, quite contrary, how does your garden grow? Not too badly considering I am more of a vegetable than – Read More...

Because I have more grey matter on the outside of my head than I do on the inside, I am – Read More...

When the moon hits the sky like a big pizza pie, that’s a mess. Or it would have been if – Read More...

If my wife and I wanted to have an impact on the people around us, we would teach a crash – Read More...

In Duck Soup, the Marx Brothers’ 1933 war satire, Groucho is reading an important document when he says to Zeppo, – Read More...

In these challenging economic times, when a middle-class guy like myself can’t get a federal bailout or an AIG bonus, – Read More...