Jerry Zezima

April 24, 2009

He’s Interested in a Different Kind of Foreign Exchange

In these challenging economic times, when a middle-class guy like myself can’t get a federal bailout or an AIG bonus, even though my tax dollars are helping to pay for – Read More...
May 1, 2009

Beating Around the Butterfly Bush

In Duck Soup, the Marx Brothers’ 1933 war satire, Groucho is reading an important document when he says to Zeppo, “A 4-year-old child could understand this.” Zeppo nods in agreement, – Read More...
June 5, 2009

Stuck in Some Bad Car-ma

If my wife and I wanted to have an impact on the people around us, we would teach a crash course in driver’s education. That’s because we have been in – Read More...
July 6, 2009

Rolling in Dough Is Not a Pizza Cake

When the moon hits the sky like a big pizza pie, that’s a mess. Or it would have been if I had tried to make my own pizza without the – Read More...
July 21, 2009

Live and Let’s Dye

Because I have more grey matter on the outside of my head than I do on the inside, I am often asked why I don’t dye my hair. “I do,” – Read More...
August 3, 2009

Home Garden Is a Tough Row to Hoe

Jerry, Jerry, quite contrary, how does your garden grow? Not too badly considering I am more of a vegetable than anything I’ve planted this year. Actually, the little patch of – Read More...
September 25, 2009

Moby Sick

Call me Ishmael. Call me captain. But don’t call me seasick. That’s more than I could say for most of the 80 people – including my wife, Sue – who – Read More...

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